Friday, October 16, 2009

here we go ..........

today is the day i decided to share my life with the world. does anyone care, or will this be simply catharsis? either way, it's fine. ive just been through a break up, which, as break ups go, wasnt too bad, but my heart is hurting and it makes me want to eat a pint of phish food. why does ice cream have magical qualities? is it the ability to eat so much of it and not feel full? and why is eating even something that we want to do when we are sad? as the cliche goes, it is to fill the empty spaces inside us. so is any other type of distraction, so why not do something that will actually make you LOOK better? the best revenge is looking hot. well, yes, i took some creative license with it, but its still true. there is nothing better than running into an ex, and seeing that look on his face, then getting a text that says, "god DAMN you look amazing!" it feels so much better than wearing sweats and eating ice cream. so im off to the gym today, and im going to look amazing, and i will keep you updated:)

3 comments:

arevolutionofone said...

Blogging. A fan page. Soon you'll be tweeting and who knows what next. I think your next blog should be on Meghan McCain's fun bags, http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/10/16/politics/politicalhotsheet/entry5389595.shtml. Did you see this? Her hooters were on the puter. Those thangs are ginormous! Not what you started a blog for I'm sure. Anyway.

Andrea said...

well bryan might like that. he's always talking about hooters. ill check it out!

arevolutionofone said...

Hooters are two of my favorite subjects. You can't go wrong trying to build an audience for your blog by talking about hooters as frequently as possible.